i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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