do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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It's shark week go big or go home
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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