Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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