did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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