Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She bit a glass in half.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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