I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I checked into jail on foursquare
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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