its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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