So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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