My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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