After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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