My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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