I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She made me pour olive oil on her.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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