Plan B is the new Plan A
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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