so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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