I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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