hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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