i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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