Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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