im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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