...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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