Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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