weddingsv make me drug and hornr
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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