so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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