I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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