Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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