rhymes with "ouble enetration"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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