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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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