she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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