I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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