It's Friday. Sex?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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