Small penises have feelings too.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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