so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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