i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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