some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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