I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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