What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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