Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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