***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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