Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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