Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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