I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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