Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Your penis caused this!
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