You surviving the open bar?
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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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