she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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