oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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