I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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