just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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the day after is always just damage control
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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