im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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