the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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