Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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